He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
we should paint friendship bongs
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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