So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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