Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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