Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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