As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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