Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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