She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Use "feeling words"
Yay
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
