Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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