like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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