My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
