is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
