if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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