You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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