Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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