I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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