The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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