She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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