can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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