I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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