The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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