He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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