Your tits are I can't wait for
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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