I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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