once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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