fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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