When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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