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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
