You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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