im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
