I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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