yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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