he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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