Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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