Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
