the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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