she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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