Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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