I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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