and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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