do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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