Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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