Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
