barbara walters just said penis...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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