How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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