But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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