Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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