their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
After last night, I could never be a politician.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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