Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she smelled like a LAN party
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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