how can u be prego again
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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