I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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