sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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