is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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