peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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