if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Can I color on your dick again?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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