Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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