so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
tell me about the eggs
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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