How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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