Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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